Exclamatory Notes From a Panda

March 9, 2012

Pole dancing is actually the most fun ever! Hooray for getting to swing wildly around a giant pole without enraging firemen or accidentally breaking a stop sign!

Where does one find a wealthy patron for ridiculous ideas? I have a cuddle zoo that needs funding,* a hot air balloon that needs buying, and a lollipop forest that needs building. Have pen! Will fill out application!

* Hi, Brandy! Our dreams of llama-snuggling are close.

I’ve been adventuring! Two weekends ago was Point Dume and last weekend was biking through Venice Beach, past the television ninjas and acrobats in tutus and 60-something men poling their skateboards down the boardwalk like Huckleberry Finn down the Mississippi river.

Point Dume. Not Mount Doom, though I would completely understand your confusion. I was a little disappointed myself.

March is officially the month with all the productivity and all the endorphins, two things which equal all the happy. That also deserves an exclamation point.

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  • Reply Bethany March 9, 2012 at 11:05 am

    “It’s like sitting in a shopping cart in the sky.” Oh Amber, your blog never ceases to delight me, even the About page.
    Also, thanks to your Crazy Sexy Diet recommendation, I am now eating weird food and it makes me feel SO MUCH BETTER I can hardly believe it.

  • Reply Camels & Chocolate March 9, 2012 at 11:40 am

    Ahhh, it looks so good! I covet your new site look.

  • Reply Adam March 9, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Llama snuggling?!?!
    You’re my favorite.

  • Reply heidikins March 9, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    That absolutely could be Mt. Doom…you know, after the hippie tree huggers reforested it and added an ocean.

    What? I’m sure the panda’s would help.


  • Reply K-tee March 10, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    Such an exciting post! =)
    You’re so cute!

  • Reply nicole antoinette March 10, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    I should probably be more sore than I currently am, considering I helped BIRTH A PANDA.

  • Reply terra March 20, 2012 at 5:45 am

    YAY YOU!! So much goodness! Cheers for March!

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